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avatar Isabella Lewis
I was told I was to be promoted to Admiral but Starfleet top brass changed their minds. Needless to say, I was disappointed.

I was told I was to be promoted to Admiral but Starfleet top brass changed their minds. Needless to say, I was disappointed.

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avatar Sophia Rich
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND WAS HIT BY A VIOLIN, THEN A CLARINET AND THEN A FRENCH HORN. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS AN ORCHESTRATED ATTACK.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND WAS HIT BY A VIOLIN, THEN A CLARINET AND THEN A FRENCH HORN. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS AN ORCHESTRATED ATTACK.

avatar Patricia Lee
Masturbating in a car Carjacking

Masturbating in a car Carjacking

avatar Gaie Houston

I think it's about time we got underway ourselves. Captain, I have orders from Starfleet Command. We're to put back to Spacedock immediately... to be decommissioned. If I were human, I believe my response would be... "Go to hell." If I were human. Course heading, Captain? Second star to the right... and straight on till morning.

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WILLIAM SHATNER HAS DISCONTINUED HIS NEW LINE OF LADIES LINGERIE. APPARENTLY

WILLIAM SHATNER HAS DISCONTINUED HIS NEW LINE OF LADIES LINGERIE. APPARENTLY "SHATNER PANTIES" WASN'T THE BEST CHOICE FOR A NAME.

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